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Posted by Sarah Brown

Cats are famously fluid creatures, and every cat owner has witnessed moments where their pet seems to forget that bones even exist. One minute they are a perfectly normal house cat and the next they are spilling over the edges of a bowl like a furry waterfall. They pour themselves into baskets, sinks, flowerpots, and cardboard boxes that should never accommodate their full bodies, yet somehow do. It is as if gravity bends around them out of respect.

Their ability to reshape themselves into whatever container they choose is both impressive and deeply confusing. A cat can stretch to the length of a baguette or compress into a perfect loaf without warning. They melt off couches like butter left in the sun and slide under doors with alarming determination. Scientists may try to describe it with flexibility and cartilage, but anyone who has lived with a cat knows the truth. Cats are liquid because they want to be.

And while their physics-defying behavior makes no logical sense, it always results in excellent entertainment. Every new puddle-cat formation feels like discovering a fresh law of nature, one that proves the world is a little stranger and a lot funnier with felines around.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Imagine opening your ride app and discovering your driver is a cat. Not just any cat, but one sitting proudly behind the wheel with the confidence of someone who definitely should not be operating a vehicle. Cat Uber would run on its own very special schedule. Your ride might arrive early, or it might arrive an hour late because your driver stopped to stare at a bird. Either way, you'd get in the car because how could you not?

The ride itself would be an adventure. Some cat drivers would insist on the windows being cracked so they can sniff everything that moves. Others would refuse to start driving until you give them a head scratch. The really ambitious ones might take a shortcut that is absolutely not a shortcut, but they look so proud of themselves you just let it happen.

Payment wouldn't be money. It would be treats, compliments, and maybe a few chin rubs. And the moment you step out, your cat driver would give you that slow blink of approval, as if to say you were a perfectly acceptable passenger. Five stars, obviously.

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Posted by Briana Viser

As the nights grow colder and quieter, we all need something to get us out of our winter funk. Cozy, cold evenings in bed are blissful in their own way, but there comes a time when we should exonerate ourselves from the shackles of coze and embrace something on the silly side – absurdly ridiculous and silly cat memes. 

The sillier they are, the better. Life is hard, and no matter what someone tells you, it doesn't stop being hard unless they're trying to sell you something. We all need a mindless pick-me-up, a meme scroll so good and comforting that we're brought back to the deepest and most wholesome memories of our childhood. Our inner selves are screaming in laughter at the absolute absurdity of cat memes. And for cat owners and lovers, even more so. 

Do you ever look at your cat and just think to yourself, "what in the world is going on in that cat brain?" From his bizarre countenances, to his 4 am zoomies from one end of the house to the other, we question the purpose and domestication of these insane creatures. So let yourself enjoy, embrace, and feel in touch with your silly inner child with these kitty kitty meow time cat memes. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

While we cat lovers might not like to outwardly admit it, our feline friends are emotionally complicated. Well, usually anyway, and when they go off for prolonged periods, seemingly never to return their stories tend to be filled with feline fueled turmoil. But today we bring you a cat rescue story that is so sweet, so simple and so heartwarming that it has far more business being a made up Disney story than it does a real-life story sourced from Reddit.

But that is the case as it stands, the tale of a cat who disappeared for three years and who came home with the help of the most wholesome cat family, the kind that goes out for walks each and every day and then cuddles up by the fireplace. So make sure you take your insulin because this story is full of some seriously sickeningly sweet stuff.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

It's not every day that we get to read a story with so many coincidences that needed to happen to facilitate its happy ending. We're sure some invisible strings of fate were pulled by the mysterious Cat Distribution System to make it all happen. After all, that's how it works - from the shadows, from behind the scenes, making sure every coincidental situation occurs just as it should, so all cats in its care would get to their furrever homes - safe, sound, and loved.

But these two specific fluffy feline souls needed a lot of nudges in the right direction to arrive at that very happy end they're in right now. First of all, they both needed to be found individually - each by their own designated hooman. But the CDS made sure both of these people were close friends, who would communicate with each other about their rescues - the lone kitten and the sweet stray mama who lost her litter. Then, the fateful meeting between the two cats needed to happen, and… well, you already know this one has the happiest of endings.

Having one person who cares for a stray cat is one thing, but having two of them is something else. And having them take care of the two in the most optimal way together? Now, that's phenomenal. We wish the mama cat and the kitten many years of happiness together.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Just imagine - you're moving to a new place, all excited for all the new experiences you're going to have there, the new furniture you're going to decorate your house with, the new neighbors you're going to live right next to, the new… cat that's going to appear on your porch? Well, some new things are truly a surprise when you move to a new place.

And apparently, this is something of a regular occurrence. Sometimes, it seems the cat is sent to the meeting place prior to their soon-to-be human by the Cat Distribution System. It's as if the cats themselves know they're about to meet their forever human, but some force of nature (the CDS, truly) makes them aware the human is moving. So they simply wait for them to arrive - and adopt.

It's true that sometimes the cats simply announce their presence at your home, a kind of "I live here now" moment - like this cat who simply invited himself inside. The similar thread that runs between these CDS cases is that the cats know how to adopt themselves. The humans? They just need to accept their new fate.

And this new porch cat story? She took her time, but she was destined to be adopted by this new resident of the house. She waited patiently, and got adopted as all cats deserve. We wish her and her human many happy years of indoor living.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Let's be real - cats are purrfect. They're almost too purrfect. They're graceful, beautiful, with luscious fur, ameowzing hunters, always smell good, and they think they're better than everyone else (they are). But, it's impawssible to live with something that's purrfect because it's setting a standard that's unrealistic. Even Ceiling Cat knew that the cats they were creating were too good, so they added a little extra flavor to their feline souls that made them purrfectly ready to be paired with hoomans - derpiness.

As someone who has lived with cats for most of their lives, we can tell you that underneath all that meowjestic beauty is the brain the size of a walnut that is too curious for its own good. Cats are nature's glitchiest and silliest creation, and we love them for it. It adds some chaos and fun to their feline purrsonalities. Some cats are obsessed with potatoes, some fur babies love to hang upside down, and those are just the ones we can think of off the top of our heads. 

But it really is this combination that makes cats truly special. They're silly, funny, beautiful, adorable, and surprising all in one tiny package. The purrfect package.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We think that every cat owner can relate when we say that we wonder sometimes… when we leave our cats alone, say for a long vacation, if they would remember us. Logically, we know that they probably will. We know that our cats love us, and that love like that would be nearly impawssible to forget. But we can't help feeling that tiny bit of nervousness. What if they forget us? How long does it actually take for cats to forget? Do they ever? We've always wondered, and we think that today, we have officially gotten our answer. 

Never. That is the answer. Cats remember those who show them kindness. Cats remember the people that they have grown attached to literally forever. That is the only thing that could explain what happened in this story. Years. It had been years since this cat ran away and didn't come back. But the reunion between this cat and its owner didn't happen like they normally do. The cat wasn't found. The cat was the one who found the human. After years, the cat recognized his human, and he made his way back to them. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

You know how we always joke about the fact that our cats own us instead of us owning them? Well, we're not actually joking. Sure, to an extent, we are, but we're also not. Because our cats do own us. Maybe not physically, but they sure do own us mentally. When we're not home, we're thinking about them. When we're talking to other people, we're constantly hit with the urge to show them pictures of our cats. When we are at home, all we do all day is touch our cats, even when they don't want us to. And, of course, one of our favorite things in the world is scrolling through cat memes

Our cats really do own us mentally. Nothing else would explain the amount of funny cat memes that we have laughed at during our lifetime. And no matter how many times we see the same one, we still love it. Even working here at ICHC, and putting together listicles full of silly cat memes on a daily basis has not stopped us from being obsessed with them. And we think that means something. 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

No one should spend Christmas alone, whether they're hooman or feline. We feel especially bad for all the kitties sitting alone in shelters during the holiday season. They could be snuggled up next to their pawrents, sleeping in, or rushing down to climb the tree and nearly ruin Christmas. But instead, they're all stuck in tiny cages… except this beautiful black baby below. He's been in the shelter for nearly a year now with 0 adoption applications, until one of the volunteers decided to take him home. Now, they'll get to spend Christmas together!

Cats are the gift that keeps on giving, but we do feel a need to say that you should not give a cat as a surprise to a family member or friend. A cat is a 15+ year responsibility, and although they are relatively low-maintenance, they still change your life in many ways. Everyone needs to be on board with that change, or else the cat, and the hooman will suffer. 

You have no idea how many cats are returned to shelters after the holidays because people either weren't prepurred or weren't aware of how much attention cats require. Instead of surprising someone, talk about it with them first, then take them with you to the shelter and pick out the cat together. Then everyone gets a happily ever after this Christmas!

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Posted by Briana Viser

Burr, it's cold outside! There's something dialectically magical about winter nights. There's nothing cozier than a warm home protected from the dark and cold trying to barge in from outside. The soft glow of lamps in frosty windows, the promise of warmth waiting indoors can cause even the most summer-loving person to transition to being a winter girly. Even the most peaceful winter evening becomes infinitely better when coalesced with the gentle charm of sleepy, whiskered, pawdorable cats. Cats are basically the coziest creatures ever, so why not incorporate them into your snowy, dozy, cozy adventure of cat meme scroll?

These winter cat memes aren't just cute; they're ground breaking. They remind us to slow down, to breathe, to find joy in stillness. A meme of a cat tucked under a blanket with just its nose and whiskers sticking out carries the same energy as a warm hug. A fluffy white cat rolling dramatically in the snow is a reminder that play doesn't have an expiration date. Meanwhile, the classic cat by the frosted windowpane—eyes wide, pupils huge—speaks to the inner child in all of us who still finds winter enchanting. Enjoy this hissterical list! 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

December has rolled around, and now we are fully locked in for the festive season. There is no more dilly-dallying, no more waiting around, it is time to get out all your Christmas goodies and fully lean into the spirit. But before you go full tilt, we wanted to offer up a little reminder of the classic conundrum which is what to do with your Christmas tree when you have cat children at home.

For it is not the easiest thing to strike the balance between holiday season joy thanks to a full and well-dressed tree and keeping that tree from hitting the floor because your cat child has decided to call it home or use it as a climbing frame. And we are most certainly not claiming to have come up with any kind of solution. Because if you ask us, there is no happy middle ground. Sometimes you just have to pay a price to have nice things, and sometimes that means those nice things come down in a blaze of glory, along with your cat.

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Introducing the Absolute versions of not one, but two of the most beloved characters in DC history!

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Cuddly kittens are everywhere; we just don't always see them. Clever cat lovers know the tiny mews and the beady-eyed stares of a kitten are always only a few meowments away, but it's always up to the cats whether or not they wish to be discovered. 

Cats are mysterious that way. Born to be predators and bred to be lap cudders, cats are the purrfect mix of salty and sweet, hiding in plain sight until they summon their humans for a whiskery kiss, a feather duster toss, or even a 3rd round of dinner. While we may think we have cats all figured out, it's not until the CDS plops another kitty in our midst, testing our fortitude and competency in the kitten department with one small meow, a casual trip to the parking lot, and a surprise flea-bag kitten. Behold, the kitten trials have begun. Will your self-proclaimed cat-loving self step up to the plate? Will you answer the call of the cat council and become a feline's indoor servant? 

When the CDS has decided you're ready, you'll know. 

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

The holiday season is in full swing, which means you need to do everything in your power to deter your fuzzy feline from wanting to climb your Christmas tree. No, it doesn't matter if it's big or small; these felines will find a way to climb the tree, knock it down, and somehow get tangled up in the lights in the process. This is the season of festive feline tomfoolery, and it's essential for cat pawrents to be as pawpared as pawssible. Was that too many paws? Who cares? This is a cat website.

On that same festive note, what are you gifting your cattos for Christmas? Do they prefer Churus or Temptations? Do they like the fluffy cat bed or the box that it comes in? Most of all, do they love or hate wearing Christmas sweaters for Christmas cards? These are the questions every cat pawrent must be asking themselves.

As for the felines? They don't share the same worry as hoomans do during the holiday season. They eat, sleep, and repeat while we're stuck in long department store lines, hoping we don't pass out from our jackets keeping us too warm indoors. It could always be worse, right? But it would be better if we were all cats, pawbably…

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Posted by Elna McHilderson

In this housing market, you'll take whatever you can get, right? In the case of this couple, they got an extra perk… Two new cats. When these brand new homeowners moved in they were excited to finally own a home! Their excitement quickly turned into heartbreak after seeing what the previous owners left them. They abandoned their two cats there. How could anyone do such a thing? If you are taking on the responsibility of becoming a pet parent, then you have to know you are in it for life! So to see these cats just left behind by the home's seller made the hearts of this couple sink. 

 

Luckily, they know the deal, and they are seeing this as an added bonus. They, of course, reached out to previous homeowners to see if this was some sort of mistake, but that was a while ago now and they have not heard anything back. So they have named them Billy and Bobby and they are keeping them. "It's their home more than ours," one of them say in a comment on their now-viral video. The cats needed some time to warm up, Billy more than Bobby, but now the two are warming up and seem to be happy to show them around the house. 

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Warning for mass grave scenes, likely suicide, and overall “humanity sucks” vibes. After establishing themselves as “the funny League,” Giffen, DeMatteis, and Templeton would spend about six issues going dark, and that run starts right here. But before that…

In Action Comics #577, 1986, Keith Giffen broke out one of his AP English vocab words and created Caitiff, the first and now-last vampire. The word “caitiff” means “wretched, contemptible person” or occasionally “villain,” and it shares roots with “captive.” But the word wasn’t generally associated with vampires, AFAIK, until the launch of Vampire: the Masquerade in 1991. It’s possible that VtM got the idea from this. Dialogue by Robert Loren Fleming.

Right from the start, Caitiff lived down to his etymology.

He was hiding in the sewers and didn’t even make it look fun the way the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did. )

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